W I T C H E S R E H A B: The 12 Steps to Magicakal Reclamation


W I T C H E S R E H A B : An Introduction to Your Alternative 12 step Program

the secret spell

No one ever overdosed on themselves.

But we’re afraid of our "too muchness."

So we numb out with distractions. 

Substitute solutions. 

What if the missing ingredient in the spell of your life that’s delicious is you?

Not the watered down, half measured fraction of you. 

Not the dimmed, dumbed, muted or diluted version.

The secret spell to your heart’s wildest version of stimulation, satiation and success…the answer to all your perceived problems is the concentrated version of you.

When in doubt: Add More You.

You are the solution you’ve been looking for.

This secret spell cannot be duplicated by anyone else. 

Your blend is not another’s magic to make. You are non-replicable.

A once off occurrence. A lightening flash in the pan of life’s tasty treat -gobbled up and gone in a cosmic glimpse.

Often the additions we add into our third dimensional mix aren’t adding any value. 

They’re deductions from our potency. Removing us from ourselves. Breaks. Chasms.

These additions – are externals to distract from the internal. Usually, addictions.

And by any other name, as destructive. Disconnecting us from ourselves; from others; from source energy.

There is sorcery in sobriety.

Shrouded in mystery, there is a dark, rich, full, vibrant magick, denounced by society.

Disguised behind disease – with limited access to the sick, shamed and sinful.

The outcasts, the alcoholics and addicts. 

Beyond the painted picture of lives in tatters and ruin, lies a truth so potent, we’re kept from it at all costs.

And if you want what we have and are willing to go to any length to get it – then you are ready to take certain steps…

Behind the Scenes

Video recordings of the  to the first two pre-meetups are available when you purchase the ALL ACCESS Witches Rehab pass. You'll be sent the secret links. 

Sober Sorceress, Lauren Wallett is interviewed by the 12 Step Buddhist on his podcast about Witches Rehab. Link to the episode here: 


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